Another Sign of the Imminent Redemption

I... I don't even know how to mock this one:
Actress Lindsay Lohan is planning to convert to Judaism to show her committment to her Jewish girlfriend D.J. Samantha Ronson, according to the British Daily Mail Online. Lohan, 22, announced on her facebook page that she planned to eschew her Catholic faith and then flew to London to attend the bar mitzvah of Ronson's half brother, Joshua, according to report. "She's exploring Judaism right now. She's explored the Church of Scientology, she tried Kabbalah, and now this. I think it's just another phase," her estranged father Michael Lohan, who became a born again Christian and then minister after a period in jail, was quoted as saying in the Daily Mail.
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"But either way, she's involving God in her life, and I'm happy about that," he said.