Breaking! The Terms of the French-Egyptian Cease Fire Deal

In short:

1) Both sides agree to an immediate cessation of hostilities... by the Israelis.
2) Both sides agree that Israel immediately withdraw all its forces from 'Aza but that Hamas gets to continue to claim there's a humanitarian crisis and that Israel is occupying its territory.
3) Israel agrees to stop mentioning that unfortunate incident with Gilad... Gilad... what was his last name again? Israel also agrees to ban all reporting of any rockets that Hamas promises to continue firing into as much of Israel as it can, and to prosecute any Israelis who tell the rest of the world the Arabs in 'Aza are still attacking Israel.
4) Hamas agrees to endorse Tzipi Livni and Kadima in the coming elections while Tzipi and her gang get to claim "victory" over Hamas.

(Well, if the French are involved, it has to involve a surrender, doesn't it?)