Me: Hi Ms. Jones. So did you try that new medications I prescribed for you last month?
Her: To tell you the truth, Lord Ironheart, no I didn't.
Me: Okay, well I appreciate you telling me but may I ask why?
Her: You gave me the wrong pill.
Me: Excuse me?
Her: The wrong pill, Lord Ironheart.
Me: Um, okay... how did you come to that conclusion?
Her: My friend Gladys, she has the same problem I do and her doctor gave her a blue pill.
Me: Oh, and the one I gave you was...